The look on his face says it all.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
This is what happens #2 - Alt Cussing
My roommate and I have conversations while I'm at work. Usually they're in all caps. Usually they're something like this.
AIM IM with GREGORIO.
6/3/08, 10:43 AM
me:
hey what's the Onyx song you can do?
him:
slam
just the sticky fingaz part
me:
yeah but that's the best part anyway
him:
we all need to go out and get drinks next week
it has been too long
me:
I agree
with everything you just said
him:
yeah sadly i think most of old town is kind of lame
i can't go tonight i gotta work
next week though
me:
WHAT THE F
him:
yeah dude
me:
POOP
him:
FART BAGS
me:
SHRIMP BASKET
him:
BONNET OF SQUIRELS
me:
CUNNILINGUS CRACKERS
KING JAMES BIBLE
him:
FRUMPY CLOWN BOTTOM
me:
ESOTERIC LANGUAGE FILTER
him:
GRANDMA MUZZLE
ARETHA FRANKLIN MARRIAGE LICENSE DISPENSER
me:
CANKLE BANK
him:
hahhahahaha
man thats a good one
AIM IM with GREGORIO.
6/3/08, 10:43 AM
me:
hey what's the Onyx song you can do?
him:
slam
just the sticky fingaz part
me:
yeah but that's the best part anyway
him:
we all need to go out and get drinks next week
it has been too long
me:
I agree
with everything you just said
him:
yeah sadly i think most of old town is kind of lame
i can't go tonight i gotta work
next week though
me:
WHAT THE F
him:
yeah dude
me:
POOP
him:
FART BAGS
me:
SHRIMP BASKET
him:
BONNET OF SQUIRELS
me:
CUNNILINGUS CRACKERS
KING JAMES BIBLE
him:
FRUMPY CLOWN BOTTOM
me:
ESOTERIC LANGUAGE FILTER
him:
GRANDMA MUZZLE
ARETHA FRANKLIN MARRIAGE LICENSE DISPENSER
me:
CANKLE BANK
him:
hahhahahaha
man thats a good one
Monday, June 16, 2008
This is what happens #1
My roommate and I have conversations while I'm at work. Usually they're in all caps. Usually they're something like this.
AIM IM with GREGORIO.
4/14/08, 9:53 AM
him:
I ATE THE PIGEON THAT GOT THE DISEASE FROM THE CAR IN THE SKY
me:
YOUR CHOCOLATE IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHICKEN LIP SHARD MEAT
him:
9/11 WAS A CONPIRACY BY THE MORMONS AND CHAPSTICK COMPANIES TO LOWER PRODUCTION COSTS OF SPECIAL UNDERWEAR AND BOOKS OF MORMON WITH CHAPSTICK IN THEM
him:
HORRIFIC PIE TASTING CONTEST ACCIDENT KILLS 6,000
me:
LEPER COLONY LIMBO CONTEST ENDS IN CONFUSION, GLEE
me:
ELEPHANT-FLAVORED BUNGALOWS OFFER SICK CHILDREN CHANCE TO HUSTLE & BUSTLE ONE LAST TIME
him:
SUPERMAN SAVES SELF FROM ADDICTION TO ROAST BEEF
me:
ROBOT LAMB FIGHTING BREAKS OUT IN EAST NETHERLANDS
me:
TACO FLAVOR TO CHANGE THE FACE OF FANTASY BASEBALL FOREVER
him:
JESSE JACKSON FLIES TO EUROPE ON A GIANT DIAPER, EATS EAGLE
him:
THEN WRITES SONG CALLED 'THAT WAS MY YUM YUM BIRD'
me:
JAMES VAN DER BEEK TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO SILVER SCREEN AS GAY MAN'S LEG
him:
JAUNDICE PRAISED AS 'WORLD'S GREATEST DISEASE', MICROSCOPIC VIRUS ACCEPTS PLAQUE, MIGHT BE CRUSHED BY PLAQUE
me:
GOD CHANGES MIND, ABORTS WORLD, SPIKES FOOTBALL LIKE GOOD AMERICAN
AIM IM with GREGORIO.
4/14/08, 9:53 AM
him:
I ATE THE PIGEON THAT GOT THE DISEASE FROM THE CAR IN THE SKY
me:
YOUR CHOCOLATE IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHICKEN LIP SHARD MEAT
him:
9/11 WAS A CONPIRACY BY THE MORMONS AND CHAPSTICK COMPANIES TO LOWER PRODUCTION COSTS OF SPECIAL UNDERWEAR AND BOOKS OF MORMON WITH CHAPSTICK IN THEM
him:
HORRIFIC PIE TASTING CONTEST ACCIDENT KILLS 6,000
me:
LEPER COLONY LIMBO CONTEST ENDS IN CONFUSION, GLEE
me:
ELEPHANT-FLAVORED BUNGALOWS OFFER SICK CHILDREN CHANCE TO HUSTLE & BUSTLE ONE LAST TIME
him:
SUPERMAN SAVES SELF FROM ADDICTION TO ROAST BEEF
me:
ROBOT LAMB FIGHTING BREAKS OUT IN EAST NETHERLANDS
me:
TACO FLAVOR TO CHANGE THE FACE OF FANTASY BASEBALL FOREVER
him:
JESSE JACKSON FLIES TO EUROPE ON A GIANT DIAPER, EATS EAGLE
him:
THEN WRITES SONG CALLED 'THAT WAS MY YUM YUM BIRD'
me:
JAMES VAN DER BEEK TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO SILVER SCREEN AS GAY MAN'S LEG
him:
JAUNDICE PRAISED AS 'WORLD'S GREATEST DISEASE', MICROSCOPIC VIRUS ACCEPTS PLAQUE, MIGHT BE CRUSHED BY PLAQUE
me:
GOD CHANGES MIND, ABORTS WORLD, SPIKES FOOTBALL LIKE GOOD AMERICAN
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, May 12, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
'Free Tibet' flags made in China
'Free Tibet' flags made in China
"Workers who had grown suspicious checked the meaning of the flag by going online."
Somebody gonna die.
"Workers who had grown suspicious checked the meaning of the flag by going online."
Somebody gonna die.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Detroit WHAT!
A Children's Hospital, that's what.
To support the efforts of a friend who has actually been to the Detroit Children's Hospital, I am spreading the word to get them kids a Fun Center. What's a Fun Center? According to the website:
Fun Centers are mobile units that provide endless entertainment and help turn worry into laughter and weariness into delight! Fun Centers feature a flat screen monitor, DVD player and a Nintendo® Wii. The Centers roll right up to a child’s bedside to provide hours of game play and movie watching.
In the spirit of such wonderful charities as Child's Play, I am making a push for Detroit. You know how much I support the kids and their video games.
VOTE DETROIT!
VOTE HERE!
To learn more about Starlight Starbright Children's Foundation,
go to www.starlight.org
To support the efforts of a friend who has actually been to the Detroit Children's Hospital, I am spreading the word to get them kids a Fun Center. What's a Fun Center? According to the website:
Fun Centers are mobile units that provide endless entertainment and help turn worry into laughter and weariness into delight! Fun Centers feature a flat screen monitor, DVD player and a Nintendo® Wii. The Centers roll right up to a child’s bedside to provide hours of game play and movie watching.
In the spirit of such wonderful charities as Child's Play, I am making a push for Detroit. You know how much I support the kids and their video games.
VOTE DETROIT!
VOTE HERE!
To learn more about Starlight Starbright Children's Foundation,
go to www.starlight.org
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