This is what happens #2 - Alt Cussing

My roommate and I have conversations while I'm at work. Usually they're in all caps. Usually they're something like this.

AIM IM with GREGORIO.
6/3/08, 10:43 AM

me:
hey what's the Onyx song you can do?
him:
slam
just the sticky fingaz part
me:
yeah but that's the best part anyway
him:
we all need to go out and get drinks next week
it has been too long
me:
I agree
with everything you just said
him:
yeah sadly i think most of old town is kind of lame
i can't go tonight i gotta work
next week though
me:
WHAT THE F
him:
yeah dude
me:
POOP
him:
FART BAGS
me:
SHRIMP BASKET
him:
BONNET OF SQUIRELS
me:
CUNNILINGUS CRACKERS
KING JAMES BIBLE
him:
FRUMPY CLOWN BOTTOM
me:
ESOTERIC LANGUAGE FILTER
him:
GRANDMA MUZZLE
ARETHA FRANKLIN MARRIAGE LICENSE DISPENSER
me:
CANKLE BANK
him:
hahhahahaha
man thats a good one