My roommate and I have conversations while I'm at work. Usually they're in all caps. Usually they're something like this.
AIM IM with Gregorio.
him: HUNTER GATHERER PALACE OF MEAT SPHERES
GLOWING ORBS OF STEAK TEARING UP MY MIND
TAKE ME ON A CAMPING TRIP IN A UNIVERSE OF BOUNCE HOUSES
SPIRALING WEBS OF ECTO COOLER PARKING CARS IN MY SOUL
ANNIE LEBVIZTZITOPALSKMBSRNOJSARTAJERGKAJHEBRUAEG
me: LUKEWARM ARTICHOKE MISTRESS MOUNTAIN
him: PATCHWORK FATHER MADE OF FARM HOUSE RATS AND FISHSTICK MEMORIES
me: GREASED LOUNGE ACT MAGIC HAT FACT BASED FILM DOCUMENTARY
him: MARGARET CHO MEMORIALIZED WITH SPANISH OLIVE SCULPTURE SENT INTO SPACE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
me: PIGEON HOLE DUCT TAPE ALTERNATE MATERIAL LANYARDS: WHAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE SHITTING THIS SUMMER
him: BORN ON THE BAYOU OR WIZARD HOLE JAZZMOGRAPH
YOU BE THE JUDGE
CLOWN SLIDE FROM THE MOON TO NEW JERSEY BUILT FOR CLOWNS FROM THE MOON TO HAVE BETTER ACCESS TO NEW JERSEY
MOON CLOWNS COMPLAIN 'HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET BACK TO THE MOON NOW? ITS JUST A FUCKING SLIDE!'
NEW JERSIANS COMPLAIN 'GET THESE DAMN MOON CLOWNS OUT OF HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHO BUILT THAT SLIDE, BUT THEY ARE A BUNCH OF DOUCHEBAGS. LOOK AT THEIR PANTS'
me: man, that is so right
LEMUR ISLAND CONFUSED WITH LEPER ISLAND, TOURISTS MET WITH DISAPPOINTMENT, FECES
"ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SEE SOME FUCKING LEPERS," SAYS LARGE-HATTED MURIETTA WOMAN, "NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS SLOW EXPOSURE FILM"
"I GUESS I GOT TO WAIT FER MORE EARS," DECLARES FLORIDA LOCAL, RIFLING THROUGH HIS JUMBO FANNY PACK
Monday, April 13, 2009
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