My Roommate Got A New Phone

G: so i got a 'new' phone and discovered it was actually used
ME: oh?
how's that?
G: because i found dirty text messages from the previous owner
ME: did you save them?
G: yes i am taking it back
ME: what do they say?


G: please fuck my mouth tonite and 'my hubby bought me a new phone now he will ravage my orrifaces. luv u.'


ME: WHAAAAT?
G: yes! all their pics are on there of their kids and them it is bizarre


ME: yeah, really
G: but in a way it gave me hope that marriage can still be fun
ME: hahaha
G: maybe this is some of gods handy work
hahaha
always clean off your phone
ME: clean it out
clean it off
G: that is the lesson
hahahha so funny
jackpot
ME: what kind of phone is it?
G: lg dare the la gear to the iphone nike
hooray for fake iphones
I WIN

Apparently this is a picture of the woman who owns the phone (right) and her sister.


There was also a pic of what looks like a lego pirate forcing someone to walk the plank.


I think we all win on this one...

(click the pics for bigger)